Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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