Is it because I queefed?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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