Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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