You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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