Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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