A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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