It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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