it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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