creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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