I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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