That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
