Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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