glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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