He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
