What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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