If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I have fence marks all over my body
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
there is puke in my bra ... again
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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