Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
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I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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