If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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