If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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