im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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