your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize