i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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