No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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