dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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