Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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