That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You were trust falling into bushes
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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