I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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