Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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