If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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