i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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