fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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