You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Im part way to drunk.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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