If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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