I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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