Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i dont even know how to be here
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
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Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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