is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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