Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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