he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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