Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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