Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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