Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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