Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
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is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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