Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
