We're like a lot better than the average bears
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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