How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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