What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I think my nap took me to another dimension
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I need a hoe opinion
go on
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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