I didn't shave. On purpose
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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