He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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