It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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