garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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