1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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