sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I will be naked everywhere
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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