I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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