don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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