chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Randomize