You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
two words...techno handjob
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
do nipples grow back?
tell me about the eggs
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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